Wombats are short-legged, muscular quadrupedal marsupials that are native to Australia. They are about 1 m (40 in) in length with small, stubby tails. There are three extant species and they are all members of the family Vombatidae. They are adaptable and habitat tolerant, and are found in forested, mountainous, and heathland areas of south-eastern Australia, including Tasmania, as well as an isolated patch of about 300 ha (740 acres) in Epping Forest National Park in central Queensland.
Oh, so juuuuuuuicy! That fart was wet. Mmmm mmm! Marsupial just made soup in his invisible pantaloons. The face on the guy holding the furball was perfect. Of course, it wasn’t you, dude, but man, it would be sweet having the ability to throw your farts like a ventriloquist of the south mouth.